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Please use the box menu to select your size, color, & style.
Colors may Vary from screen to screen, we are not responsible for any color variations .
No refunds will be given to to the size, style, color, or fit of the garment .These are true to size. If you fall between sizes, I would suggest sizing up on this style.
If for some reason there is an error that occurred during production, please reach out to us within 3 business days of delivery (firstname.lastname@example.org), and we will work to rectify the situation.
This is a preorder with a 4 week turn around time, not including ship time. If for some reason you need your item sooner please select the priority shipping label, this will bump your order, as well as ship it priority .